Facing barely audible boycott harassment from California, but nonetheless annoyed by the hypocrisy, the Arizona Legislature is considering cutting off all Arizona water, as well as nuclear power, that is sold to California.
"If they want to boycott us over following federal law and trying to protect Arizona citizens, then we think the courteous thing to do would be to help them to not be hypocrites," said one legislator.
Another said, "We're going to sell the power to Mexico instead. They [Mexican government] are a more friendly government, are more financially solvent than California, and frankly, we like their people much better, as their share more of our conservative values," said another, who preferred she not be identified.
Another said, "California is a beautiful state, and we love to visit the ocean, but the reality is they need us more than we need them, so we'll shut off the power and water for a while, and then see how they feel about following federal law and border control."
The Arizona Governor's Office has not commented yet on the proposed legislation, but the Governor is said to be in support of it. The California's governor is said to be packing for Austria.
Editor's Note: This was parody folks, but it would be hilarious if Arizona shut down California for a little while to make them practice what they preach.



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